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Yo mama is so slutty, they named the movie “The Fast And The Furious” after her last date.

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1. What helps you breath smell funny?

*Pun*ish mint

2. Make sure you add a small amount of ground sesame to the hummus.

Just a tahini bit.

3. Hey, is this pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

4. What side dish requires a plus-one when invited to dinner?

Macaroni and cheese……

5. What do you plant for laughs?

Yucca

6. Which document allows you to continue working?

A resume

7. I entered 10 puns into a contest to see which one would win!

No pun in ten did...

8. I've been working on my doctorate at the university of live & learn . . .

So far class work has been graded pass /fail.

9. I heard camouflage pants were on sale for Cyber Monday…..

But I’m not seeing any…….

10. Why was the snowman intently looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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